Resume:
I started out as President of Big Lake Bakery, which somehow spiraled into a PR crisis.
Then I scored a (nepo) mail room job parlaying it into a wildly successful (nepo) copywriting career.
Finally landing at Peterson Milla Hooks, where my kids raised themselves on hot chocolate packets while I chewed on the most fun assignments of them all, with the most talented people of them all. (I took a poll.)
And now I own several identical sweatshirts.